Inside Info on Harriet Miers

After reading about Dr. Dobson's secret information on Harriet Miers, I thought it was time to prod my Republican operative source Dexter for more insight on this story.

At first, Dexter would only caution me to "not get too far ahead on this story". However after some additional prodding, and a thinly veiled threat of unleashing a mob of squirrels on his delicious nutty interior, he started speaking more candidly.

Apparently Harriet Miers specializes in Double-Super-Secret Spy Law. And in addition to her legal training, is trained as a CIA spy, who regularly takes part in covert legal missions. I can't get into too many specifics, but I can tell you she has experience in the following sort of legal missions:

Massive document shredding, assassinating foreign judges, defeating lie detectors, and performing Jedi mind tricks.

So, if anyone had doubts about her qualifications as a possible Supreme Court Judge, I am sure after reading this post, you now have full confidence in her.



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Just go over to this site (if you dare...):

http://www.breakfornews.com/TheCIAInternetFakes.htm

This entire super-slick blog (with two outboard forums!) is constructed around the concept that every other blog is a CIA plant. Not only that -- it actually has a huge list of them (including Alex Jones!) It even has a fairly extensive patch in which it's own main contributors "prove" that it itself is a CIA plant.

But just wait till you see their take on Harriet Miers! I thought I saw it there. Oh well, it will show up soon. (You have to join up for at least $10 to use their search engine, etc.)

But while we wait for that, we have:

"Karl Rove Investigation A Totally Contrived Fake"

"What do you do when you want to give the impression of a free society valiantly exercising the legal imperatives of a modern democracy?"

I used the Audacity audio software system (great freeware thingy from Source Forge) to grab their audio feed and export it to an .ogg file. The main Dude is this Irish Fintan Dunne fellow. Damn, the web'sa-hoppin!

Actually, I think I'll place my bets with Alex Jones. He's sort of a gun freak, but not the least bit fascist (well y'know, he's from, and in, Texas).

by blues on Mon Oct 10, 2005 at 04:46:08 AM EST


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