From http://rationaldisturbance.blogspot.com

Is it me or has the religious right really dropped the ball on the public policy of stem cell research? The right-wing's think tanks should have come across the solution by now. I'll quickly outline the problem the right-wing faces.

 
• Having the blood of blastocysts on your hands is a mortal sin.
 
• Killing blastocysts is necessary to do research that could potentially lead to cures to many diseases.
 
• Despite the fact that the right-wing is morally pure, God has still manage to curse some of their members with awful diseases.

You see we have a conundrum, how do we accomplish this research and save our friends lives, without sinning in the process. I thought the right-wing think tanks were working on this problem 24-7, but apparently not, since the solution is so obvious.

I offer the following solution to all members of the right-wing who influence public policy:

Outlaw all stem cell research in the United States. Thereby South Korea and the United Kingdom will continue to develop this research. When the research is developed enough to be applied to humans, simply bomb South Korea and the United Kingdom to Hell until they unconditionally surrender their countries, hence giving us access to their life saving technologies. Now this is the perfect solution, as only the South Koreans and the Brits are stuck with the blastocysts' blood on their hands. Meanwhile the U.S. only has the blood of Post-Borns on its hands, which is well known to be water soluble and therefore washes off in any rainstorm.